19 pick up lines in a Library.

 Tony the ideal:
“Hey there. Forgive me, I’ve seen you often in this section. You like anthropology, huh?”

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SHORTS

A close, credible friend gave me a critique the other day. He said that my posts are too long. “Make them short and sweet,” he said, making it sound like a euphemism for something very sexual. I’m horribly passive-aggresive, and terrible at taking criticism, so I simply nodded, gave him a buffalo smile and said, “Will do.”

Voilà.