19 pick up lines in a Library.

 Tony the ideal:
“Hey there. Forgive me, I’ve seen you often in this section. You like anthropology, huh?”

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400,000 men

I’m back! Okay, so I lied about the leave thing. I’m a fiend, I know. What’s that idiomatic expression—let bygones be bygones? Yes, let’s. I’m about to go see a big feature on Mama Ngina Street, so here’s a thousand words I wrote to make a big deal out of it. For your troubles. Read More »

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Welcome, yet again, to another one of my bimonthly posts. Thank you for your continued readership and your loyalty to this space. Today, in commemoration of this, my 20th post, I would like to share with you some of my deepest, personal beliefs.Read More »

Guest post from King

Guys, guys. Calm down. Just chill, put down your pitchforks. 6 weeks, I know. It’s been harder on me, believe that. I could lie to you, I could feed you the ‘I’ve been sick’ or the old ‘The dog ate my blog’ routine but I’m not going to do that now. I’m going to do that next week. So let’s pick it up then.
Today I want to introduce you to a good writer frienda mine, King. That’s not his real name though. His name is Simon Kinyua Mathenge. I would never tell him this but I’ve always thought that he has one of those generic names that you see in Daily Nation classifieds above the caption, “The above person, whose photo is attached herewith, is wanted by the Kenya Police to assist in investigations..”
Hoho! Come on, it’s a good joke. Anyway, he was a good sport when I asked him to pen something for my blog because it had started growing mould on it. He has some serious write in him. Also, he lives for the show ‘Devious Maids’. You can find him on feelingthegaps

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